Could you spare me a bit of change kind Sir...

Unfortunately for ol' Captain Carnage, Gary Ablett Jnr hit the off button instead of the snooze button and he a dozen or so of his teammates who crashed at his place after a big night missed the entire first quarter which allowed Melbourne a bet-breaking headstart. On another sad note, Manchester City invariably lose when they concede an own goal. I did my ass but worst of all, JB will probably have me blogging about synchronised swimming or something equally gay.

I'm off to the train station now to lay my hat on the ground and play my banjo, hoping to raise enough funds for next week.