Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Bringing back some Australian Oscar pride

 
Wow.
Hugh Jackman's musical theatre last night, just awful.
Someone had to say it.

Next year, to restore some Aussie pride at the Oscars, I recommend giving the hosting job to this guy (who is unemployed anyway!) 

Welcome back to the Oscars, for the second time today...

Any other Aussie that you would like to see hosting the Oscars? Just something to think about while you consider the follies of horse racing.

5 comments:

Captain Carnage said...

No-one is as bad as Mark Nicholas at the Allan Border Medal night. No-one. I half expect him to start stroking cock the way he kisses ass and salivates over the Aussie cricket team. And this guy is replacing Richie Benaud...fuck me, we are all so much poorer for it. If he starts saying things like "it's chew for chtwenty chew" in his gaylord accent, I will start a charity to raise enough money to hire a sniper and take him out. You guys in?

Tony.T said...

Somebody did say it.

Moses @ Beer and Sport said...

Paul Hogan could host it, which would set up the line "that's not a dress, THIS is a dress.."

Professor Chaos said...

Thanks Tony...
It wasn't just his performance that was awful, more whoever wrote the song.

Paul Hogan... *sifting through my "I thought they were dead file"*

Professor Chaos said...

Captain, Richieisms are sacred. If Nichols starts using them I am in.

More fake tan and lighter coloured suits would also put him on my kill list.