STL: *Tweet* "James Moloney, offside!"
JM: "But I was the kicker!"
Not as ass-clownish as this one, my all-time favourite featuring Shayne Hayne and former Bulldog Shane Marteene:
SH: "Right, Shane come here please..."
SM: "Yes sir?????????"
SH: "Look mate, you've got him around the head there, you've got to keep 'em down."
SM: "But I was the one that got tackled!"
SH: "Look, that's alright, just keep 'em down okay!"
But nonetheless, Steve "Tedro" Lyons, you are Assclown Of The Week!