Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Johnson Watch

Well Mitch Johnson is all fired up and ready to go for the final ODI, that incidentally, means nothing. Talking the talk for the dead rubber he is:

"There's maybe a bit of fire missing in our one-day side. My role in the team is I want to have that fire in the belly, get really aggressive, show them that we're serious and get on top of them. It could take a few games, it might be the next game where it all switches back on for me."


Is this guy fucking for real?!?

For more extensive bollocks, some of the most extensive bollocks imaginable:

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/current/story/571697.html

Fucking laughable. I was not really watching an AFL game at the weekend and heard Dermott Brereton even taking a potshot at Johnson's wayward bowling. So more of the same I'm boldly predicting:



4 comments:

SportingMind said...

Great video. Hopefully this is just the first instalment on why Johnson is a fucking no-hoper.

Just look at how he drags his arm down across his body! I bowled round-arm too... until I got my first coaching lesson at the age of eight. Fucking twat.

Captain Carnage said...

Well said. I'll maintain my rage, the primary focus has shifted from Captain Ponting to Johnson over the years, though Ponting should still consider himself very much unforgiven for his crimes against Australian cricket. Still waiting on the Professor's piece, though he's a busy man. So busy he doesn't have time to hang shit on Johnson? Usually every who watches cricket has loads of time for that...

SportingMind said...

I quit my job just so I could give Johnson shit on various blogs. Find the time Professor!!

Captain Carnage said...

It's nearly finished he assures me...hopefully we'll get it before the Ashes next year...