Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Great Debate: Who Sucks More?

Arriving home from Suncorp Stadium, after yet another Origin series loss, all I could think about was how much I fucking loathe Ben Creagh. So much so that I stunned the Qld bogans sitting around me at the game when I unleashed a stinging torrent of abuse at him after he went down like the softcock he is. After directing him towards the bench, questioning his commitment/skills/ticker/sexuality, hollering "You're nothing but a waste of a fucking interchange!" and wondering why this pussy is taking game time off a courageous cover tackle merchant like Luke Lewis, I pointed out to the rednecks that I realised he was "on our team" but I didn't care because he's shit, and a girly-man. Here's what I'm fucking talking about:



NB: Thaiday, who picks exclusively on Mitchell Pearce because he's small, senses that Creagh is a cat and moves in for some bullying...    


I was just as disgusted when I flicked on the 2nd ODI in England the other night to see Mitchell Johnson named in the side. So let me get this straight...a guy bowls pies all summer and takes no wickets despite the fact we are smashing the Indians, then gets injured and doesn't play for 6 months, and not only do we find a seat on the plane to England for him, we rush him back into the side as soon as possible? He's been fucking terrible for as long as I can remember and this has been well-documented here. Not to mention that last time he was in England he had a fucking meltdown because his Mum said she doesn't like his girlfriend. And bowled overs and overs of fucking garbage. At the top of his run, all this bitch could think about was how Mummy could be so mean rather than how he was going to knock over the Poms. And he even fucking admitted it. Fucking weak as piss. To be fair, he bowled particularly well for his 0/43 off 7 overs the other night, with a career low of only 2 wides. Promising stuff. If the Poms were smart, they'd tank the rest of this ODI series and deliberately throw their wicket away to Johnson. All of their wickets. The selectors will see 10/66 and he'll be thrust into the Ashes series. Think about it England...you know it just as much as I do:

     



So who sucks more? Two useless, weak-minded deadshits, that know just how to rub up the selectors. I can't split them...and the debate will rage on.....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This isn't a debate surely, creagh sucks. To be as bad as mitch, though, he'd have to add more to his game. Stuff like putting kick offs out on the full, maybe occasionally running the wrong way... (PC)

SportingMind said...

Great new layout. Fuck I hate Mitchell Johnson.

Captain Carnage said...

I think the Professor has voted with his change of layout!

Anonymous said...

I have to be useful in some way after a year in the wilderness.
Over the next week, be ready for a series of Johnson posts.

SportingMind said...

If by "posts" you mean outrageous personal attacks and damning statistical references, I'm looking forward to the mini-series.

Anonymous said...

Sporting mind: I am glad to hear it.
At this stage I am finishing off an article called "can we expect Mitch to improve?" it's got two charts and two outrageous attacks. If mrs chaos gives me five minutes over the weekend it's coming through then!