Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Origin III Thoughts

The moment of truth is finally here for NSW, Sticky and Bozo. Only a win tonight will suffice in the eyes of WHAB. Only maroon-shirted hicks with their heads in their hands, as a tear rolls down Locky's cheek, is good enough. Near enough just ain't fucking good enough. I don't want to know about an "honourable loss" followed by Bozo talking up the 2012 tilt. It's go time Blues! Fire 'em up Gallen!

On a sobering note for the Captain is the realisation that I will soon be father to a QLDer, unless I can convince the missus to head south of the border when the moment arrives. "But the Tweed is only an hour away...honey, do you really want our son to grow up a bogan, grow a rat's tail, leave home one day in some sort of Holden vehicle, and move to Ipswich?...And worse, he'll never know the feeling of getting steak pieces caught between his two front teeth...

The poor little fella won't stand a chance..."

GO THE BLUES!!!

2 comments:

edmachine23 [aka SportingMind] said...

Congratulations to the Captain, although I recommend moving at least to Coolangatta; that way your future son might be able to slip over the border on weekends to the general Tweed area to dilute his burgeoning boganism.

I'm actually semi-excited about this clash, which is a pleasant change. And it's great to see Gasnier and Minichello back in the side together, more than five years since The Incident. Fire up Gasnier, you sad cunt!!

Captain Carnage said...

It's certainly a problem in that he's not originally from another state so he won't even know he's being a bogan, he'll just think that's the norm...Yep,certainly looks like we'll be spending our weekends in Northern NSW to lessen the impact...

It's definitely the most highly anticipated Origin for a long time...hopefully Gaz realises that and actually does something. Something other than getting repeatedly put on his back. The team, Gaz aside, seems to have a lot more spirit with Gallen carrying them on his back rather than the ref calling out the captain and everyone looking around asking "Where the fuck is Kurt? Oh, that's right, he's on the bench..."