Saturday, December 5, 2009

WORLD CUP DRAW LIVE AND INTOXICATED!!!

Welcome to the FIFA World Cup Draw *Live* on WHAB, your home of drunken *Live* stuff!

South Africa "welcomes us with open arms"...just try stepping outside of Jo'burg airport...

The entertainment is a cross between Play School, Lion King the musical and Milli Vanilli armed with an electric guitar (not plugged in)!

Am I that drunk or is Nelson Mandela speaking Swahili?!

You suck Sepp Blatter. I abhor you...

It's a love story, baby just pay me lots of cash...

Where do we kick off? I'm only the President of FIFA, how the fuck would I know?!

The chick hosting this has things growing from her ears...

Africa this, Africa that...all the while Blatter is getting his balls licked under the table...

Said chick hosting had those things cut off...

Charlize!

Okay, enough already. I haven't slept for days. Let's get on with it. It's nearly 4am here. Fuck the shy homo leopard mascot. God, what a faggot mascot. Enough. Let's draw motherfuckers.

Elephants are cool though...they got skillz!

This is getting increasingly homosexual...

Clear as mud!

Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France

Group B: Argentina, Korea Republic, Nigeria, Greece

Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia

Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia

Group E: Netherlands, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark

Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia

Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Cote D'Ivoire, Portugal

Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland

There you have it: Germany, Ghana and Serbia...looks pretty tricky but could have been worse...discussion forthcoming...!

2 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

I'm pretty happy with the outcome to be honest.
I don't rate Ghana in the scheme of things... they came through a pretty weak group and unlike CDI who had a similarly weak group, they didn't exactly flog them. I'd take them any day over CDI - Paraguay or Chile. I'd add Nigeria to that with their tougher road to the cup.

Serbia are a little concern.

I'd love to see us take a point from the match with Germany but that's a tough one.

Why couldn't anyone have told me that the DRAW actually started at 5 and was only a 30 minute process. Why did I have to sit through all the "entertainment." I've never watched more than 10 minutes of an opening ceremony and I've certainly had no reason to change my mind after last night.

Captain Carnage said...

I know you're really a closet entertainment buff, who you kidding?! I disagree on Ghana, I think they are comfortably the second best African team at full strength. No-one outside of Africa can really say how strong the groups are/aren't...we don't get the coverage of the games like we do for Europe. So I am going on what they have over the last few years and the fact they have guys like Essien, Appiah, Muntari etc, i.e. gamebreakers who'll punish any mistakes not just at the back, but from midfield. That's what scares me...Awimoweh Awimoweh Awimoweh Awimoweh doo doo doo doo - doo doo doo doo doo...