Welcome to the FIFA World Cup Draw *Live* on WHAB, your home of drunken *Live* stuff!
South Africa "welcomes us with open arms"...just try stepping outside of Jo'burg airport...
The entertainment is a cross between Play School, Lion King the musical and Milli Vanilli armed with an electric guitar (not plugged in)!
Am I that drunk or is Nelson Mandela speaking Swahili?!
You suck Sepp Blatter. I abhor you...
It's a love story, baby just pay me lots of cash...
Where do we kick off? I'm only the President of FIFA, how the fuck would I know?!
The chick hosting this has things growing from her ears...
Africa this, Africa that...all the while Blatter is getting his balls licked under the table...
Said chick hosting had those things cut off...
Okay, enough already. I haven't slept for days. Let's get on with it. It's nearly 4am here. Fuck the shy homo leopard mascot. God, what a faggot mascot. Enough. Let's draw motherfuckers.
Elephants are cool though...they got skillz!
This is getting increasingly homosexual...
Clear as mud!
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B: Argentina, Korea Republic, Nigeria, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Ghana, Serbia
Group E: Netherlands, Japan, Cameroon, Denmark
Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Cote D'Ivoire, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Honduras, Chile, Switzerland
There you have it: Germany, Ghana and Serbia...looks pretty tricky but could have been worse...discussion forthcoming...!