Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Things That Suck In Sport

The McIntyre System. The drawing of lots. The AFL Rulebook circa 2012. The 2-3-2 NBA Finals System. Just to name a few...

What is with the 2-3-2 system? The rest of the playoff series' are 2-2-1-1-1. But the Finals become an absolute joke when Lebron James races to a 3-1 lead, I mean Miami race to a 3-1 lead, with a chance to close out the championship on their home floor. Which of course would mean that through 5 games they have played more games at home than the higher seeded Thunder...that just should never happen. Ever. What's the point of the Thunder being top seed if they don't even fucking make it back home?!? You'd rather be seeded lower, pinch one of the first two on the road and never look back! Bullshit!

  The scene for Game 6 if the Thunder don't get their shit together!

2 comments:

SportingMind said...

Agreed. I have no idea why they've changed it but it's fucking outrageous.

And while I'm at it, what's with fucktard geeks like 'MacIntyre' and 'Duckworth/Lewis' having these systems named after them? Shit, it's not like you've discovered the theory of relativity; it's fucking general mathematics.

Statisticians don't know anything about sport so let's just leave the playoff systems to people that actually understand the game.

Captain Carnage said...

That would make sense...

Is it too soon to start with the Melbourne-Origin-game-just-every-second-year system? Ron Burgundy doesn't think so...