NSW Origin 2012 - Same Old Fucking Nonsense It Seems...

  The first thought that came to mind when looking at the 2012 NSW team on paper was "What the fuck is Bird doing at fullback?". The second thought I had was "What the fuck is Uate doing on the bench?". To Sticky and Bozo, announcing a 17-man squad in alphabetical order and in no particular postion might seem really clever, but to the Captain it's completely stupid, incredibly annoying, unnecesarily confusing, and quite frankly, it's just fucking amateur hour.

  Now down to business. Trent Merrin is an okay player. Ben Creagh is a fucking sissy who ran away from Sam Thaiday and Justin Hodges. Anthony Watmough, I'll grant that he's dumb as a fucking post, but he is an Origin player in every sense of the word, has played inspiring football in every Origin he's played, and I actually doubt that he's ever played a bad game of footy in his entire life. So this is a fucking disgrace. Why an okay player and a fucking pansy are picked over Watmough, I'll never know. And more to the point, I don't want to know. Because I'll just want to fucking hit someone. Unlike Ben Creagh who is scared of Sam Thaiday and Justin Hodges, and probably his own shadow. Fucking cat...

  I also have no idea why Robbie Farah circa 2012 is a more tantalising proposition than previous versions. The 2012 Tigers have been shit, he's been pretty fucking average, and quite frankly, he has never given me any indication that he's an Origin player. Ennis was solid as a rock in the Origins he has played, and to boot, Qlder's hate him. So why change it? The only reason you would change the starting hooker is if you would want the second best hooker in the country (unfortunately for him, the second best hooker at the Melbourne Storm), Ryan Hinchcliffe in the side. No disrespect to Jamie Buhrer, I quite like the kid, but I find it pretty fucking frustrating when NSW pick two hookers and neither of them is in the top two hookers in the land, or a proven Origin player...

In summary: No Watmough = fucking outrageous disgrace. Farah = untrustworthy/not in top 5 hookers in the country. Merrin = 1/10 x Watmough. Creagh = homo/not even close to as good as Watmough/pussy/not an Origin player/scared of unscary people like Hodges and Thaiday (who picked on Dugan/Soward/Pearce exclusively last year...you're a fucking tough cunt Sammy.....).

I love the Blues and would happily eat my words for a long awaited series victory, so I just hope these fuckers prove me wrong...