Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Why India Don't Want DRS

The reason the Indians don't want the DRS is pretty obvious after Day 1 of the First Test; they appeal wildly for everything that goes past the bat and pressure the umpires into bad decisions that are unable to be reviewed. In other words, they are dirty fucking cheats. That is the only conclusion one can come to after the fucking disgrace that was Day 1 of the Boxing Day Test. The Huss...robbed. Debutante Cowan...robbed. Indians...dirty fucking cheats. As Tony Greig said, "I can see why they don't want the DRS". That's because they are cheating bastards. Why else would you be the only fucking country in the world to not embrace technology that assists in getting the right results? Because you are dodgy, cheating fuckers, that's why.

Would you trust this dodgy looking fucker further than you could throw him?!? Nice hairdo you cheating fucking cockbag...


4 comments:

Kano said...

hahahahahahahahahaha!!! love it

Anonymous said...

lol this looks stupid now considering hussey was legitmately out 4 times in the 2nd innings but wasn't given out.

win some, lose some.

Captain Carnage said...

You seem to be missing the point completely Anonymous. The reason perhaps Hussey wasn't given out is that THERE WAS NO DRS. If there was, and Hussey was given, I've haven't got a problem with that. That's how it should be. My point is that there should be DRS in every match and a rogue country shouldn't be able to do what they please when we have an alleged International board to decide upon such matters. The Indians therefore got exactly what they deserved, i.e missing 4 opportunities to get Hussey back in the pavilion...

It's easy to say win some, lose some, but I don't buy that shit. Tell that to a guy on 99 looking at his maiden century, getting gunned, and not being able to review it. Better still, tell it to Tendulkar on 99 looking for his 100th 100, and he cops a Billy Bowden howler. Surely no cricket fan wants to see that...

So stupid? No. Possibly alcohol-fuelled and enraged? Guilty as charged. I have no qualms about calling people out for cheating when I'm full as a boot. It would be a boring blog if I did...

Glad you liked it Kano!

DB said...

As soon as the Indians realised the DRS was accurate they wanted to get rid of it so they could get back to cheating. When they get rorted in a test, they will want it back until they again realise its too accurate for them. The ICC is a farce. Almost as bad as FINA the d*ckheads who allowed ridiculous world records to go through in 2009 never to be broken again.