Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Origin Pre-Match Banter

After throwing various barbs at the "bogan Queenslanders" at work with "gaps between their front teeth", I've discovered the best way to offend the "redneck nut-jobs" is to tell them the main reason you want the Blues to win tonight, and this series, is to ruin Lockyer's fairytale finish. These hillbillies become more personally affronted at the thought of Locky bowing out of Origin a loser than when Backdoor Benny made his usual tactless remarks, this time about the QLD floods.

So c'mon the Blues. Let's make up for 5 forgettable years of shit selections, shit players, and a general lack of pride in the Blues shirt and piss all over Lockyer's fairytale ending!

1 comment:

The artist formerly known as SporingMind said...

Wish the Blues could have pulled through, but a Queensland win at home was a 'fait accompli'.

Get Lahrs into that front row and throw a few more Raiders in for good measure. Throw Tonguey in there too. Hell, just play the whole Canberra team in Origin II; they won't let anyone down.