Assclown Of The Week!

The artist formerly known as Ron Artest, now Metta World Peace...

Assclown Of The Week

Goes to:

Steve "Tedro" Lyons

STL: *Tweet* "James Moloney, offside!"

JM: "But I was the kicker!"

Not as ass-clownish as this one, my all-time favourite featuring Shayne Hayne and former Bulldog Shane Marteene:

SH: "Right, Shane come here please..."

SM: "Yes sir?????????"

SH: "Look mate, you've got him around the head there, you've got to keep 'em down."

SM: "But I was the one that got tackled!"

SH: "Look, that's alright, just keep 'em down okay!"

But nonetheless, Steve "Tedro" Lyons, you are Assclown Of The Week!

Assclowns Of The Week

All NRL refs, video refs and touch judges. You are all fucking rubbish. The more you get paid, the worse you get. Fuck you all. An 80 year old Mick Stone or Greg McCallum would make you guys look shithouse. And they were probably only on a couple of hundred bucks a game. The fans have had enough. Over-officiating, under-officiating, bizarre interpretations of the rules, getting scared of nasty home crowds, pulling penalties out of your fucking assholes, and general blindness and shiteness...seriously, you are all shit human beings. Fuck you all.

Ah, that's been eating me up for some time...I feel much better.....serenity now.

ASSCLOWN OF THE WEEK

"Despite results suggesting otherwise, Ponting is a superior captain to his predecessor, Steve Waugh. Ponting never runs out of ideas in the field, whereas Waugh, even with a more experienced and varied attack, often lacked inspiration.” – Ian Chappell said that Ponting's captaincy should not come under pressure.

What exactly did S. Waugh do to I. Chappell? Ran over his dog? Boned Mrs Chappell? I'd really love to know...

Could he seriously believe that Ponting is a better captain than Waugh?! Or does he just hate him so god damn much?