Fucktards

I'm referring here to the low-life degenerates that let racehorses, likely already disturbed by Big Day Out at Flemington (WTF?), out of their stables to run loose. Firstly, why is Big Day Out at Flemington days before their first big Group 1 meeting of the year? Real fucking intelligent that one. They only have like 100 football stadiums in Melbourne. But getting back to the point; there's pranks and tomfoolery...and then there's sheer fucking stupidity. Authorities need to find these guys, throw the book at them, and then give me five minutes alone with them...five minutes of my right boot to balls...and that's how you deal with shit-for-brains idiots like that.

The Captain's Guide To Dealing With Fucktards...ooh yeah....right in the balls