Australian Open Update

Well since we last chewed the fat, we've confirmed that Bernard Tomic is going to be a top 10 player but Tennis Australia officialdom is going to do their level best to be at odds with him. The young fella made a few blaze comments at 2:30 in the morning, when tired after his first ever 5-setter, and they're all over him? Get a life idiots. He's potentially awesome, so if you really care about the future of Australian tennis, stop nit-picking. It's funny how every time Hewitt has slopped up Australian Open organisers that we heard nothing from these clowns except the subtle sound of balls being groped and fondled, but now every time Tomic sneezes he's the most unruly prick in the history of tennis? It does my fucking head in. Anyway, after the break, we'll talk more tennis...

80 is the new 40...

Welcome back folks, it's 0-15 here, sorry we missed that first point, a 34 shot rally there...Yeah Channel 7, solid as ever. Just like when during the Tomic/Cilic match they had a homeless drunkard doing the scoring...apparently homeless drunkards are very free in dishing out games when it's only deuce...but more about that after this short break...


Okay, is it just me. or is Jim Courier becoming overbearing? If he says one more time that "it's shots like that that make we want to make a comeback", I'll be on the next flight to Melbourne to dish out an old-fashioned nut-kicking.

Home Improvement was a big hit about 20 years ago, but seriously, how can Channel 7 be so insulting to Brisbane viewers as to leave the tennis for Home Improvement. Followed by the most fucked game show in the history of television, Deal Or No Deal. The News, I can understand that, a lot of people watch the News. But old Home Improvement re-runs and Andrew O'Keefe encouraging bogans to throw away $10,000 for a 1 in 10 chance of $50,000 makes me want to lay some smackdown on Channel 7 big-wigs. How can anyone watch Deal Or No Deal? It's fucking retarded and Andrew O'Keefe's best work by far is on Youtube. I must re-iterate: fuck you Channel 7...fuck you very much. You guys suck balls.

On weekends, sub out Home Improvement and Deal Or No Motherfuckin' Deal for Destination NZ and the Great Southeast. We could probably find out more about NZ and the Great Southeast from our local travel agent, or indeed, the internet, but with the Del Potro/Cilic match in the balance, what better time to not watch the tennis? Aaaaarrrggghhh....fuuuuuccckkkkk!!!!!! Homos!!!!!!! (Picture the Captain breaking stuff right about now...)

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