NRL Grand Final Preview!

This is obviously not it...it would be much longer if it were the real NRL Grand Final Preview. The authentic version will be posted sometime tomorrow afternoon after I have visited Dan Murphy's and my local butcher for chicken & honey barbecue rissoles (oh fuck yeah, I am going to murder me some of those) in preparation for Sunday. Will the Parra Matta? Or will Brett Finch be parting his cheeks in the direction of Daniel Anderson and the Eels? All will be revealed...