JB, Professor, Touched Inappropriately in NRL Fantasy

The current leaderboard in our Fantasy NRL "Touched By An Eagle" League reads:

It Makes Me A Sad Panda (Captain): 10,768
RAMS (JB): 9961
Harassment Pandas (Professor): 8354

I'm calling it. It's over, even with many rounds still remaining and has been quite the molestation...what do you think Petey?

"Oh, who lives in peace 'neath the willow tree...
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me...
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that! Don't touch there! Don't be nasty, says the silly bear!
He's come to teach you right and wrong...
Sexual Harassment Panda!"